Thursday, April 14, 2011

Why Do Men Cheat?

To be honest, the effects of centuries of stewing in languid masochism still rears its ugly head every once in a while, often taking the substantial form of a talking pig in which evolution has rendered whatever intellectual capacity or pertinent brain structure into a vestigial organ contained within its roving donkey dong.

And it's not surprising to see these creatures often holding relatively high posts in a certain society's hierarchical structure due to their innate tendency to flock together. Oh, and add the Constitution to boot, and we have a party of brain-sitting Neanderthals running the country.

To describe them as intelligent would be significantly off-kilter, as their mental processes usually progress in a way that the modern, enlightened Man can never understand.


Really, dude, you sure you wanna go there?

[quote] "...wives are supposed to stop everything to fulfil their husbands demands... ; Husbands driving home after work see things that are sexually arousing and go to their wives to ease their urges...." [end quote]

Ladies and gentlemen, there you have it. The banal existence of women as described by a bigoted misogynist, the idiotus headinhisassicus species from the genus Chauvinistic Pignae.

From their point of view, if your wife was cooking dinner for your starving family of ten and you come home with an engorged organ from looking at sexually arousing things while driving, said wife must, ONE - drop all kitchen utensils; and TWO - drop to her knees.

I mean, who doesn't feel all hot and sexy after slaving the day away changing crap-filled diapers, attending to colicky demon spawn and washing soiled underwear while in the midst of stirring boiling vats of soups and whatnots to satisfy those grumbling tummies?

Plus, we ALL KNOW that the highways of Malaysia are plastered with mega-posters of girl-on-girl porn. Pfft. That's why, instead of keeping a 10-2 on the wheel and a foot on the brake, we Malaysian men are more likely to be getting ourselves sexually aroused whilst driving back home from work.

Come to think of it, I must have been living in a different country all my life.



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