Okay. How to create fun.
Now, Fun cannot be created, or destroyed. It can only be transformed from dismal into appalling, with dashes of embarrassment, finally into something proportionate to joy before it can be classified as FUN.
In the best of words, it can be labeled as an euphoric self-intoxication.
In the process of manufacturing fun., certain procedures must be followed to the T, while others are simply guidelines to vertically steer the operation, and prevent weird deviations bordering on creepy and maniacal.
Step 1: Warm up...
... Your vocal chords, arms, legs, torso, basically any aspect of your physique in a bid to prevent sprains and bruises, also to release crazy chemicals in your brains to further ease into Step 2, which is Losing Yourself.
Step 2: Lose Yourself..
... In a manner that is proper which does not reveal schizophrenic facets of your character or any unflattering body parts.
Step 3: Stand at a Vantage Point...
... This should be your M.O. Position yourself at a place where you can be seen and heard, yet not too high whereby you may hurt yourself falling when being mobbed, or when you need to escape the frenzy of hate of FUN GONE WRONG.
Step 4: Thick Skin...
... is useful when you need to belt out something that is brimming with malu-ation. It also helps when things are thrown at you.
Step 5: Laugh...
... When you see people suffering. Laugh when everything is going wrong, and your world is crumbling down. Laugh, and hope that someone doesn't send you away. Laugh, laugh and laugh, but don't accidentally pee yourself.
Those are the five steps for generating a semblance of FUN, bordering slightly on hysterical and insanity, banking on syok-sendiriness.
Most importantly, ENJOY YOURSELF!!!
And hopefully... No one thinks you crazy afterwards.
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