The Love Index

The Love Index is a measurement of your desirability and long-term relationship potentiation.

You see, everyone walks around with a certain 'price', and in the market of singles, dating, sex and love, supply has to match demand, with higher quality products fetching better value.

And the value of the commodity, in this case the datee, is determined by the Love Index.

Now, the Love Index is but a simple formulae made up mainly of the X-FACTOR, that includes mostly personal presentation and body shape. The trick to fetching a higher price in the market is to obtain a high Love Index, which is synonymously reflected by a high X-Factor value.

As you can see, it is a simple mathematical correlation, whereby it is highly desirable to have a high X-Factor value ( Well-groomed, clean and relatively fit, but not overbulky body builder), which incidently leads to a larger Love Index.

However, the Love Index is also affected by personality ( No. of genuine smiles a day - Friendliness; Time required to forgive - low values indicate one who is empathic and nonconfrontational). A decrease or increase in either factor will ultimately change your value.

Usually, single people will tend to want someone who has the same Index, or a person with a higher Index than him/her.

The Index is not static though, and changes with time, maybe with experience. Through the use of visual aids, the X-Factor can be falsely raised without ever going through the exorbitant spending of $$ by the application of pirated goods.

However, uncompromising goods such as soap and facial care cannot be overlooked or neglected, as personal hygiene plays a huge role in the humdrum of life.

Hence, by the powers of Aristotle, Ptolemy, the great philosophers of mathematics and science, the Mystery of Love can finally be represented by a condensed mathematical equation that measures a person's worth in the single's market.



DISCLAIMER: Since the equation was thought up in 5 minutes and scribbled on a notepad by an inexperienced youngster, mainly me, there is no guarantee that the Index will correlate exactly in real life. Many outward factors still remain and may influence outcome. Toodles!