I Need To Poison My Wife

A friend of mine sent me this joke via e-mail, and I found it pretty funny. Enjoy! :)

A nice, calm and respectable man went into the pharmacy, right up to the
pharmacist, looked straight into her eyes, and said, "I would like to
buy some cyanide.."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The man replied, "I need it to poison my wife."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and she exclaimed, "Lord have mercy!


I can't give you cyanide to kill your wife! That's against the law!


I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds
of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any
cyanide!"

The man reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of his wife in
bed with the pharmacist's husband .

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now. That's
different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.