*Not that it really matters to me anyway. Like seriously... who buys into the whole shenanigan? I mean professing your love through bouquets and chocolate dust-sprinkled truffles? Pffft! Puhleaze! I'd rather have the money. At least I'll get fat on cash.*
Ohmigosh... I'm so lonely.
Anyway, tomorrow is also the first day of Chinese New Year, which translates to lots and lots of ang pau!!!!! Cha-ching, babeh!! $$$$$$$$$$$$
PLUS, the food is nice, if not absolutely scrumptious. There'll always be a lavish banquet with freeflow alcohol and plenty of drunken chatter. Time to dish out the dirt, people!
Not to mention the gambling.
Now, I'm a really good boy. Like seriously angelic. Like, you could put plastic wings on me and I'd fit right in in heaven.
I don't gamble.
Not I DON'T GAMBLE, don't gamble. I just don't like to... lose money.... coz it breaks my heart... to see my $$ fly....
Given a stack of Monopoly cash, or a fat wad of 50 dollar bills... That's a different story altogether.
But I digress.
Already I can hear the fireworks flying. It's a celebration mood. Time to put my cantankerous spirit aside, and revel in newfound joy of CNY.
Lets make this last, people!
HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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