Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Dealing With Stress 101

Stress is a very bad thing. Yes it is.

It comes up at the most harried of times, to nip you in the ass, and push you over the cliff of failure, laughing as you impale yourself amongst sharp pinnacles of despair, as you bleed out slowly, over time, until the clouds are stained red with evaporated blood.

Nope. Stress is not good AT ALL.

Now, people experience stress at all stages of their lives. It can be stress due to overeating, and gaining that few extra calories, thus turning you into a miniature land-going whale on steroids; or you could be suffering from study stress, whereby your brain capacity vastly under-ceeds the amount of information required to pass a certain exam, test, competition etc. in which case further overload may cause explosion, psychosis, erratic behavior, hair loss etc.

All of this may lead to DEATH.

No one likes to die young, or die, period. So listen to me. Haha.

Dealing with stress is very simple as long as you have the right tools. A proper mindset is obviously needed to overcome the pressing effects of, you said it, PRESSURE, brought about by, correct! , STRESS.

So how do you do it?

Many people come up to me and ask: Is it possible? Can I do it? Can it be stopped?

My answer is: yes, yes and YES!

Stress can be stopped!

Stress can be beaten!

Stress can be overcome!

All in SIX EASY DO IT YOURSELF STEPS!!!!












Once you buy my book for $ 999.99.
Shipping and taxes not included.



Disclaimer: Stress-reducing does not guarantee happiness or lower suicide rates. Book does not come with any self-fulfillment whatsoever, and any melancholy obtained from reading the material is solely imaginary. The author is not held to blame for any behavioral, psychological or mood changes experienced. Inability to overcome stress after using the material means you are a complete and utter failure. Or that you can't read. Either way, you suck.

2 comments:

  1. dramatic much? and no, i don't wanna buy your book, obviously the author's name speaks for itself, MONEY-MINDED person :p (lol i hate those adverts, where they offer advice to attract one to clink on their links, and it leads to a book-order form =/) anyway you're smart, you can do it, don't need to stress yourself out =) all the best!

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